Just as I was about to go on a Twitter tirade over all the blind hate tweets, I remembered something I saw 20 years ago.
As luck would have it, YouTube has everything.
Always remember to laugh.
…or teach anyone anything.
Teach them the part they don’t know. What is obvious to you may not be so obvious to them.
After decades of struggle, I have made a life changing discovery. How to avoid tangles in extension cords.
I have mentioned my struggle to men in the past. Each one of them was happy to help and as if handing down sacred knowledge from Yoda himself, they all explained in detail that one must be careful when coiling the cord for storage. I thought I had been. Each time I listened carefully because each one seemed so sure that he had the secret. Some seemed a bit amused. Not that I was a silly girl asking a stupid question. It was more like they discovered that I had not been let in on this secret. A sudden realization that guy code secrets have not been leaked. As these were all honorable men, they decided that a lady in need who had bravely wondered into the garage, must be let in on the key to a happy extension cord. And so, the tutorial on how to neatly wrap began.
After decades of trials, my issue was not proper cord storage. I had been wrapping the cord neatly. My problem was in the un-wrapping. No one ever mentioned the unraveling process. The wrapping was supposed to be the secret. So, in my mind, how you unwind it should not have mattered. Well, I guess they thought that part was obvious.
Or maybe that was the sacred guy code bit they were not allowed to speak of in mixed company. 😉
President Obama, Vice President Biden, Speaker Ryan, House Minority Leader Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader McConnell, Senate Minority Leader Reid, RNC, DNC, Secretary Clinton, Mr. Trump
So, here we are.
I know that you all must be frustrated and tired. So am I. The history of how we got here is important, but I do not care right now. Everyone is at fault. Instead of pointing fingers at past mistakes, let us move forward.
What I ask may be especially hard for those in the House. Their districts have been carved in such a manner as to make it difficult for them to appear to be cooperative with the opposing party. Be assured, no matter your place on the political spectrum, you can speak with a civil tongue.
Words matter. The words of our leaders have the power to spread division and hate. They also have the power to spread hope and understanding. Choose wisely.
I see the abuse you take on social media and on TV. “Liberal” and “conservative” should not be used as insults and I wish those were the worst labels that people used.
The arms race of rhetoric can only serve to further divide us.
We are all family. Siblings can disagree but there must always be that foundation of love for our family.
Please state your views. Use logic and reasoning to honestly explain why you believe so strongly in your views. Then stop. Resist the temptation to blame others for a problem. Resist the temptation to throw a sarcastic jab.
After you are done speaking, the hardest part of your job begins.
Listen with the intention of understanding
Negotiations between political parties in these United States should NOT be as difficult as negotiations between Israel and Palestine.
I believe this country to be both strong and precious. I have deep respect for the country and I respect you, the elected leaders.
I ask that that you conduct yourselves as if you respect the elected leaders.
Before you decide to announce that “Democrats are ______” or “Republicans are ______”, please remember that you are about to insult roughly half the citizenry.
Gentle men and gentle ladies, I ask for your leadership.
Thank you for your service.
The ecosystem in my garage.
A few years ago I witnessed a spider eating a mosquito. As he finished the meal, a lizard stepped in and had his own.
Yesterday I spared the life of a small spider and told him to eat lots of mosquitos.
Today, I find this:
I just got bit by a mosquito and the snake is still in the garage. I guess I should be happy the bear did not stay.
A few weeks back I took a nap. I was in my car. The car was in my open garage.
I woke to a noise but did not look. I was comfortable. The car was locked. I wasn’t moving.
There was news of a bear prowling around the neighborhood. The bear had made the noise.
The next week I could not find my hedge trimmers. There were multiple reports of stealing out of unlocked cars. There were reports of items disappearing from porches.
My policy for lost items is that they will come back to me eventually. The lost item suddenly appears. It may take an hour. It may take a month.
Three weeks later I could not find my trimmer. My plants are overgrown. Maybe the neighborhood thief took the trimmer.
I spent a week thinking ‘the guy’ took the trimmer. The noise was from him. It was not from the bear.
Guess what I just found.
I have had a hard time finding a way to explain why I am even on a search for better health. I needed to be able to explain it to myself. I was not as concerned about what others thought. It never really occurred to me to try to explain it outside my own ego.
When fighting Lyme and company, there has always seemed to be something just not right. We are missing a puzzle piece somewhere. Various infections, hormones, nutrition….it always seems much more difficult and complicated than it should be.
I believe that I have found a way to explain it to myself. The theory will not fix anything but thought I should share it in case anyone else could use it.